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letthebandplayout:

I literally thought that was a giant ass seagull

letthebandplayout:

I literally thought that was a giant ass seagull

(Source: addelburgh, via pussyisthebreakfastofchampions)

qrieves:

rnaddison:

white boys

BOOTYPICS FOR BEARS

(via josie-posie)

nepetaquest:

LALALALALALA

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NOW THAT’S WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT

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WHOAAAOOWW

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YYYEEEAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH

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(via s0unds-and-silences)

masattacka:

pampliemousse:

brumalbreeze:

amielleon:

yosukeseta:

tectuu:

yosukeseta:

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

I don’t シ whaツ bad about this?

im going to stab you in the face

ソン of a—

There’s really ノ need to get ソ worked up over something as miンor as this!

ワt the フck is going on

何これ面白い

(Source: continello, via s0unds-and-silences)

yung-medusa:

valentine’s day

        lentine’s day

                ntine’s day

                        e’s day

                                 ay

                                    ayyyy

                                           ayyyyy vodka

(via satanicpubes)

textpostsrus:

nicevagina:

your thighs won’t touch if you have my head between them

this post will solve all insecurity issues i swear

(via rainydayrez)

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment



Shots fired

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

(Source: ipecacandcivetoil, via myoctopus-sunkmyship)

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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(via caseyanthonyofficial)

(Source: munequito, via aneasybakeoven)

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Source: catasters, via haimedchanel)


Before jerking off :
i would literally suck 6 dicks rn

After jerking off :
men are gross

ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

(via mountaingoatgirl)